I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes
(via lipstickonashadow)
Source: garydactyl
- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Source: chelseyhale98
MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE IN A FUCKING NUTSHELL
I’M TAKING ORG COMM NEXT SEMESTER. WHY YOU ASK?
BECAUSE IT’S AT 1pm AND NOT AT FUCKING 7AM LIKE GODDAMN INTERCULTURAL STUDIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Source: butthorn
i have like 609453804 books to read
but you know what i’m gonna do
i’m gonna buy more books
And then I will read fanfiction.
(via chujo-hime)
Source: dr-ellie-sattler
A true form of torture is sending me into Barnes and Noble without money
(via chujo-hime)
Source: weepingfandom
the bottom line here is that i love learning but i hate school because school drains everything good from you and replaces it with anxiety and depression and feelings of inadequacy in people that are incredible and talented and skilled
(via lipstickonashadow)
Source: ceramicplates
